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April 23, 2008 by BuffaloBloviatorMKG Has Become A Blogger.
April 12, 2008 by BuffaloBloviatorThe High Cost Of Hookers.
March 10, 2008 by BuffaloBloviatorI found some Google server cache ghost pages for the former website www.EmperorsClubVIP.com. The actual site was taken down as a result of Governor Elliot Spitzer’s newest debacle.
Shown below is the authentic Emperor’s Club VIP Retail Price List. I think you will find it interesting.
I could not allow this moment to pass without exploiting the opportunity to register domains www.EmperorsClubVIP.org and www.EmperorsClubVIP.net. I am using them to drive traffic to my day-gig where I manufacture and sell GPS devices used to catch cheating spouses (among other things). We may have been too late to help Mrs. Spitzer, but perhaps a Buffalo company can prevent the next debacle.
BuffaloBloviator In Todays News Op-Ed Page.
February 20, 2008 by BuffaloBloviatorThe BuffaloBloviator wormed his way into the Op-Ed page of the Buffalo News today by being mentioned in a nationally syndicated story about GPS and cheating spouses.
Gee, if I knew that this story was going to be reprinted in the Buffalo News, I would have said something deeply profound and meaningful to our city’s forward advancement such as ”No Goal!”.
Hello world!
February 15, 2008 by wnymediaWelcome to WordPress.com. This is your first post. Edit or delete it and start blogging!
Happy Valentine’s Day, You Cheating Pig.
February 13, 2008 by BuffaloBloviatorNew York Sun Interviews the BuffaloBloviator for Valentine’s Day story about love and covert GPS vehicle tracking systems.
By LENORE SKENAZY
February 13, 2008
…”If somebody has somebody on the side and they don’t make contact with them in the course of Valentine’s Day, they’re in deep trouble,” the owner of a Buffalo-based surveillance equipment company, BuffaloBloviator said. “So if you’re going to follow somebody, you should really follow them on Valentine’s Day, because that’s the time you’re going to hit pay dirt.”
His company, christened Goldman Computers so it would look innocuous on credit card bills, always sees interest peak at this time of year, he said, and at Christmas.
New World Record
January 22, 2008 by BuffaloBloviatorElmwood Avenue’s venerable music store, New World Record, announced this week they are planning on closing their doors after 24 years.
BuffaloBloviator writes:
Govindan Kartha,
Congratulations New World Record founder, Govindan Kartha, for 24 years of success. That may not be a “world record” - but it’s a hell of a record for any private enterprise. That doesn’t happen without the right chops and a lot of hard work.
You may be leaving an expired industry but you certainly are not leaving behind the business experience and instincts that come from 24 years in the trenches.
My own specialty electronics e-commerce (mail-order before WWW) business happens to be 24 years old this year also. 10 years in, I started losing money because the nature of the home and studio recording industry changed, just as the record store industry now has changed. I hung on until the end because I really didn’t think I knew how to do anything else, it was all I had ever done since college. I quickly learned that the experience easily transferred to new industries. In fact, I am convinced that the experience I gained during the tougher years was even more valuable than the experience gained during the successful years. Looking back, I wouldn’t trade that painful experience for anything.
You are battle hardened my friend. I hope that you decide to remain self-employed because you will be amazed at the resources that you discover within yourself. As in physical exercise, when talent is exercised one day at a time, over the years, you don’t realize or notice all of that development and power until you have the opportunity to test your strength on something new.
Congratulations again, and may your next venture bring 24 years of success.
Howard Goldman
An Inconvenient Pope.
December 20, 2007 by BuffaloBloviator
Pope Benedict XVI Condemns The Climate Change Prophets.
In a story published in the Daily Mail, Simon Caldwell wrote:
Attack: Pope Benedict criticised climate change prophets of doom.
Pope Benedict XVI has launched a surprise attack on climate change prophets of doom, warning them that any solutions to global warming must be based on firm evidence and not on dubious ideology.
The German-born Pontiff said that while some concerns may be valid it was vital that the international community based its policies on science rather than the dogma of the environmentalist movement.
>>>Upon which I bloviate:
It appears clear that the issue of global warming, the notion that the earth is trending toward gradual warming and that its further extension, that man’s technology is contributing to that trend, has been thoroughly hijacked by politics.
I see red flags when two opposing sides to a science debate also happen to be split perfectly and consistently by opposing ideology. The global warming debate looks like it has been hijacked and appended to the respective qualifications of today’s two main rival political groups; the Secular-Darwinist faithed-Socialist-Progressive-Democrat-Self Loathing Ashamed of America-No Such Thing As Good Or Bad Just Cultural Relativity-Global Warmest political group versus the Religion Tolerant-Capitalist-Conservative-Republican-Happy that America is top dog-Freedom Is A Natural Right Of All People And America Is The Best Vehicle For Delivering That Freedom Whether They Like It Or Not-Man Made Global Warming Agnostics. (I invite you to help me further refine these two nomenclatures.)
If there is any science behind the global warming theory, good luck sifting it out of the politics. Earth temperature may or may not be affected by man, but a safe scientific certainty is that this debate is heating up.
RiverWright Energy Plant Approved.
December 19, 2007 by BuffaloBloviator
BuffaloPundit wrote the following post about our new ethanol plant: http://buffalopundit.wnymedia.net/blogs/archives/6057#comments
To which I bloviate:
Nobody ever claimed that ethanol is cheaper than gas. (Except in Brazil where they can make it from cane sugar.) Our national mandate to pursue ethanol is motivated by the goal of increased independence from fuel sources that are controlled by enemy nations.
Modern technology has greatly reduced the odor from ethanol plants. The older plants that had community complaints did not have the benefit of the modern scrubbers that our plant is installing.
I expect that a great many of us, First Ward residents especially, will be happy with the renewed importance of our old grain elevators, the inner harbor, and their significant contribution once again not only to our city but our nation.
Kevin Townsell and Rick Smith are two Buffalo boys who’s beer drinking (and beer serving) was literally the total extent of their familiarity with grain. It is very exciting to see that two local regular guys, by having the faith to follow their own vision, have brought good old Buffalo style private enterprise back to the Buffalo Harbor. The stuff that made Buffalo great in the first place, is the same stuff that these two gentlemen are made of.
My hat is off to the man in the cowboy hat.




